Ways to reject pick-up lines
1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
2.) Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a
rock?"
3.) Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in
there."
5.) Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
6.) Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "Female impersonator."
7.) Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized, screw off!"
8.) Man:"Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for
the same reason!"
Woman:"Yea! Let's pick up some chicks!"
9.) "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."