Pick-up lines for 
- I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I
could ride you all day long for a quarter.
- Be unique and different, say yes.
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk
by again?
- Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
- Hi. Are you cute?
- I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it
intimidates me a little.
- I'm easy. Are you?
- I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on
earth tonight.
- I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots
of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
- Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when
you have a weak heart.
- So....How am I doin'?
- You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who
sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think
I'M cute.
- Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want
another one?)
- When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?"
Answer:"home." You:"You're not just gonna
leave me here like this are you?"
- Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm
kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really
well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know
you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask
for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in
a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out
a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend
a lot of time together, then finally have get past this
sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life
that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is
solid and stable, so we move in together for a while,
then a few months later get married, I get a promotion,
you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really
want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid
anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks
start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more
lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the
bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop
taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our
slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to
an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out
because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out
(justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why
mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad.
Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance
with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual,
because we both know where it's going.
- Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
- Does your boyfriend know where you are?
- The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
- If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the
same as the answer to this question?
- (Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you,
you, and you. Alright, who's first?
My Favorites
--"I'm easy. Are you?"
Innuendos
--"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"
Attention Grabbers
--"What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like
this?"
Cheesy
--"How was heaven when you left it?"
The Direct Approach
--"Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?"
Flattery/Flattery?
--"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
Lame
--"You make my software turn to hardware!"
Strange
--"Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear."
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