Guide to Sex
uh not exactly the Kama Sutra

The advice below is worth no more than my own megear experience with the opposite sex.

Try having sex in as many positions your body(ies) can accomplish.
If you are both adults and you both like it , then do it.
... make that if your *all* adults.
If you use sex to guarantee good behavior, you reduce it to the status of a dog biscuit.
Woah there buckaroo means woah there buckaroo.
So she hurt you a little, don't be a wimp .
Ropes and cuffs will cut into you.
Sex in public places is great until the police arrive.
If you leave the blinds open the neighbors will watch.
Damaging the bed frame is life's little way of telling you to buy a better bed.
Of course a french tickler will tickle.
Its more fun to be with partners who think they are more perverse than you(even if they're not)
...maybe especially if they're not.
Latex is your friend, your very good friend, and (on the occasional evening) your only friend.
On that subject, better to be an honest deviant than a hypocrite.
I really do spend way too much time thinking about all this stuff.